NEWSNEWSNEWSNEWSNEWS #9

WEEK #8 <3 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

My Angel Darlings,

I just got this text do you guys think it’s real yes or no tell me noowwwwwwwww

hoopmancindy.luong - seriously i’m flattered I really am. I just don’t know if this role is the right fit for meee!! what would the people think if they knew I was in bed with the SAME company whose platform I use to post my little videos??

I LOVE SCANDAL THOUGH - henry is clearly using his role at tiktok to swing the algorithm is his favorrrrr. I can see the headlines now yall!

the fact that my resume and background caught the eye of SEVERAL different recruiters has me feeling invincible this week. might need hoopmancindy.luong to send me one of these every g-damn day moving forward.

I AM DESIRABLE IM CORPORATE AMERICA!

Bonus affirmation for you guys this weeeeeek. (don’t get it twisted - death to corporate America till I die)

I wonder if hoopmancindy.luong subscribes to the newsletter…

ok here we go love you guys!!

For Your Consideration

SONG OF THE WEEK

The song of the week is to be listened to in the background while you read the newsletter! I have a Spotify playlist that will serve as a database of every song of the week :)

It was only a matter of time before we dove into my rap selections.

Once every… idk 2 months maybe i’ll wake up with an insatiable craving for rap. it’ll last for a few days. all I can consume is rap. hard, bass heavy rap. it’s so fun.

A couple of weeks ago, henry’s advice column was focused on my suggestions for establishing an exercise routine. listening to rap should be a part of that routine. you feel so… cool, so sexy!!! when working out to rap. SAME THING WHEN YOU DRIVE HOLY SHIT.

ok sorry - OG Beeper will go down in my top 5 favorite songs by A$AP Rocky. Off of Rocky’s 2018 album Testing - this song tells the story of a young Rocky and his aspirations to become a rapper.

AND I MODEL DIOR BUT I’M STILL A RAPPER

our video of the week will also feature Rocky this week yay! I love him. he is beautiful. i’ve recently been spending time working on this male hygiene push in partnership with Sephora. I think of him always. he is the VERY FIRST straight male I ever heard speak about hygiene and beauty and fashion and taking care of yourself and having swagger. he is a huge inspiration for me. I love him a lot.

hoopman.cindyluong7 if you’re still reading send me some sort of signal <3

AFFIRMATION OF THE WEEK

Please read this aloud no matter your location or surroundings:

 I SPEND MINDFULLY AND WISELY, ATTRACTING ABUNDANCE WHILE HONORING MY FINANCIAL GOALS

I CHOOSE TO INVEST IN WHAT TRULY ENRICHES MY LIFE, CREATING LASTING VALUE WITH EVERY PURCHASE

Idk what caused it but over the last few months I have somehow strayed from my habits/routine that keep me fiscally responsible.

I was someone who NEVER understood people who door-dashed food. I would cook all my meals or go pick it up myself???

but then it happened. I found myself ordering SO MANY MEALS ON DOORDASH. once you do it once you get trapped in a never ending cycle. it’s way too enabling I can’t handle it. It’s almost like an add*ction???

SO STARTING TO DAY - I, HENRY SMITH, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO RETURN TO MY ROUTINES AND HABITS THAT ARE ALIGNED WITH MY SAVING AND FINANCIAL PLANNING GOALS.

but also fuck trader joes there I said it. I hate that place. it’s become like… the worst place on earth. I’m going to… Vons I guess idk maybe the local market.

I know - i’m gonna become a hunter gatherer. then I won’t spend any money at all. that would be so sick. me. a hunter gatherer. Sorry this weeks affirmations aren’t has heart felt as usual. I’m feeling a little coco bongos.

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Ok - as promised, the video of the week ties back to our lord and savior A$AP Rocky.

For those of you unfamiliar with Kerwin Frost - allow me to introduce you to his genius. IMDB provides a reasonable summation of who he is:

Kerwin Frost is a Harlem-born comedian, entertainer, DJ, host and style maven. He was one of the pioneers of the soho youth streetwear scene, now regarded by Vogue as "Fashion's Funniest Man" and by GQ as "Your Favorite Influencer's Favorite Influencer".

I’ve found creative guidance in him for as along as I can remember. He educated me - through his YouTube series Kerwin Frost Talks on the influence Harlem has on the culture and street style of the rest of the world.

If you enjoy this conversation he has with A$AP - I would highly encourage you to watch his plethora of other YouTube interviews he has done. (I would suggest SZA, Post Malone, and Tyler the Creator). Below you’ll also find some really stunning pictures of me and Kerwin when I met him at Coachella 2022. He told me I have beautiful eyes. I think he was high.

guys I can’t stop thinking about hoopman.cindyluong88

RECIPE OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I made a silly little tiktok making Henry bad bitch spring time sandwiches. I have made one every! single! day! this! week! yay!!!

put your own spin on it why not! live a little! add some balsamic glaze for crying out loud - if that’s what you want to do, doooooooo ittttttt <3

@henryhenryhenryhenryhenr

SORRY MY DRYER IS SO LOUD !! #RECIPE #COOKING

ROSE, THORN, BUD

ROSE: ok this week I was really productive and it was good productivity. I really felt like I was getting stuff done you know what I mean. some times you’re productive but it just feels like chaos.

THORN: um well nothing stresses me out more in the entire world than moving and I’m going to have to move at the end of next month. wait which speaking of do any of you know how to do that forward mail thing? I truly have so much anxiety about how much mail I must miss because it is going to my old addresses. shit drives me truly nuts.

BUD: ok but on the flip side I found what is literally the house of my dreams and it really seems like I might be able to get it. unless this landlord is REALLY leading me on. I’m so fucking excited about it guys I can’t wait to make a video. and i’m kicking my feet thinking that hoopmancindy.luong might text me again next week ;)

HENRY’S ADVICE COLUMN <3

well i’m just full of excuses aren’t I :( I wasn't able to film this week due to work travveeeelllll i’m sowwy. and i’m traveling again next week what the fuck and the week after that holy shit. ok but I swear to g*d I will find time to film and respond to your guys emails. I SWEAR.

In lieu of this weeks advice column i’ve been trying to go through and respond to as many of you individually as I can! If you haven’t heard from me yet I hope I can get to yours soon!

As far as my travels go - next week I will be attending my first brand trip ever :,) with Sephora!!

it’s not lost on me I wouldn’t have the opportunity to go on this trip if it weren’t for you guys supporting me and following all my silly projects. you really have changed my life forever and for that I’m forever indebted to each of you. thank you from the bottom of my heart.

and then the week after that is Coachella!!!!

SO with that being said there is going to be a ridiculous amount of content coming out of this young man in the coming weeks so please stay tuned for that!

i’m wondering if I can get some of my co-attendees on this brand trip to film henry’s advice column with me…

email me or respond to this newsletter with what you need advice on and i’ll provide my thoughts in future weeks ❤️ 

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love always and i’m sending so much sunshine to all of you and I hope you guys listen to rap and have fun with your friends.

like listen to some Future and goof off with your friends why not. you’re young and free!!!

ok I need to pack and like brush my teeth and all that good stuff ugh. ok here I go.

I’ll see you guys next week <3

Yours alwaysalwaysalwaysalways,

Henry